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A time-waster extraordinarie

Jesus, it’s so late, why am I doing with my life, why aren’t I in bed, sheeshhhhh. O^O *runs to bathroom to finally wash teeth*

Goodnight, my lovely tumblr people. :3

Hello, good evening. I am sorry that some shitty students stood on your cane. Please do not judge all of us by the actions of those dickheads. Some of us are honestly not that bad. I apologise on their behalf, I am sorry that they were assholes.

soullessbrothers:

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Most students are awesome! I was a student twice! But holy monster balls, Batman, Sports Science students are the fucking worst. I get it. You’ve been to the gym or running around or some shit, and you have places to be. I don’t need super-special Daredevil-style nose powers to figure that out, douche-dicks. You’re literally leaving a path of fucking sweaty goop all over the goddamn floor.

THE NEXT PERSON THAT COMES NEAR MY CANE IS GOING TO HAVE IT INTRODUCED TO THEIR LITTLE CANE, AND BY GOD, ALU-FUCKING-MINIUM WILL WIN, MOTHERFUCKERS

Omg, Helen the Aluminium warrior! :D Sounds fierce as hell!! If I were one fo those idiotic douches, I’d be running towards an airport and buying an one-way ticket to Help-me-God country. What were they thinking, anyway, standing on a person’s cane. Who the fuck does that?!

medusa-illustration:

The Broken Soldier - The Cursed Hero - The Fallen Angel

Pencil/Arcylic on Black Paper.

Well, they say it’s important to enjoy the road because the view gets pretty great. 

the-bucky-barnes:

zetsubonna:

the-bucky-barnes:

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s credited over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.

This is the best. This is basically how post-recovery Bucky should read to everyone in my fics: giant fucking goofball trapped in a master assassin’s body.

did you hear that? master. assassin.

omg Lane, you outdid yurself *cries from laughter*

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

pervysam:

Happy Jared Love Day!

fuckoff jared, go be happy somewhere else instead on my dash. just generally fuck off everybody who’s happy and smiling. i’m jelous. i’m horrible. i want to be sad and lonely in peace.

yes i know it’s 1am. i’ll go to sleep now. divine dieties, please don’t make me shift and turn for 3 hours and keep thinking about crappy things, please. i need sleep. possibly without nightmares, thank you.

i hate this guy. 

i swear to fuck i hate his guts sometimes. i have a habit of telling him he’s lovely and that i like him and i find him attractive and everything, I have a habit of telling people nice things when I’m in a good mood as in to make them feel good, too. and what does this asshat conclude? i’m a liar or/and obessed with him. FINE, you fucker. FINE. You’re UGLY. OKAY? HAPPY? You’re horrible and I don’t like you at all and I don’t need you or love you or anything like that because you’re overall terrible and not sensitive or smart or anything. I cannot stand the bare thought of you because you’re so vile and horrendous. ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW YOU IDIOT?!

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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rumour:

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me at age 9: omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!
me as a teenager: who the fuck just unfollowed me
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

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ps not risking it